YOU REALLY SHOULD....

Try the self-checkout aisle if you haven't already.  

I'm just saying....

sometimes the folks that are checking you out get a little distracted talking to their co-workers or whatever.  

AND there is someone there to help you with the big bulky items that you can't lift to scan.

THIS IS SO MUCH FASTER, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A BUSY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!